What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:49
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Can a teenager take boron? (Read my comment below for more context if you wish)
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Then came..
No way
share office space ...